Total Medals Earned: 265 (From 61 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,430 Points
Medals Earned: 20/32 (290/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
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He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (70/265 points)
Cause 1 million dollars worth of damage
Reach level 10
Blow up 20 police cars
Blow up 55 vehicles in a single level
Cause $350k damage on a single level
Blow up 10 missile trucks
Complete all regular levels
Blow up 4,000 vehicles overall
Complete all challenges in the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (45/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/130 points)
Submit Highscore
100% Accurate in one level
Have completed the game
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.